“Yo Austria, it’s Prussia. I’m calling ‘cause Spain’s finally back from being a pirate or whatever.”
“Oh? How is he?”
“Y’know, got a tattoo of the flag of the Spanish Empire on his stomach, a couple piercings. He grew his hair out.
Also he’s a fucking god now and I’ve decided to start worshiping his body.”
I AM NEVER NOT GOING TO REBLOG THIS
IT’S MY HEADCANNON! SOMEONE DREW!